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Book Review: Reading John and Feeling Groovy


Groovy and quite pleasurable.

I really didn’t expect much from John Taylor’s memoir.  Maybe it was because Andy Taylor had already dished all the dirt in his tell-all, a couple of years ago.  Maybe it was because having been a long time, fairly well plugged-in stan, I didn’t think there was much John could tell me that I hadn’t already heard.  Maybe it was because I’m still mad at him for not coming to sign me out of 9th grade Algebra, saving me from the fate of Mrs. Potts and all that x+y=wtf tosh she was trying to stuff into my head. 

 

I can tell you exactly what I expected from In The Pleasure Groove: Love, Death & Duran Duran.  I expected to read about John’s childhood, with some minor foreshadowing of what would turn him to drug use, then abuse.  I expected him to talk about the fun of the band (Duran Duran, in case you were born post-1990), the excesses of the band, and how much for granted he took their success.  I expected him to talk about hitting rock bottom, finding The Process, trusting it, and then getting a second chance at the brass ring.  I expected him to talk about deferred gratitude and his current, happy life.  

 

I was exactly right.  He covered all that, and no more.  But, I had expected it to be only moderately readable, full of navel gazing and platitudes. I was exactly wrong there.  It was an easy, enjoyable read and turned out to be introspective, and interesting. I did not expect the book to be so thoughtful, sweet, and kind. 

 

Where Andy’s book was lighting people on fire and daring them to stop, drop, and roll, John’s book was gentle with the lives that touched his.  Where Andy’s book was about how awesome he was, John’s book was about how hard he worked, and how fortunate he was to connect with wonderful, like-minded workers.  Where Andy’s book blamed the world, John’s book accepted responsibility for his own behavior. 

 

I told a friend, after reading the first few chapters, that it was “a lovely book.”  It really is.  It is a book that his daughter should be proud to read, that his various exes can read without worry, that his current wife can read with delight, that his coworkers and friends can read and smile, and that a longtime fan can read and enjoy as though they were finally getting that sit-down with the Bass God that they’d always wanted. 

 

What it lacks in detail, it makes up for in lyrical quality.  It isn’t about facts and figures, so much as it is about overall impressions.  John gives you a feeling for the times, writes you into the atmosphere of the clubs, the craziness, and the driving work.  When he has to talk about people, he finds their best. 

 

Like I said, it is a kind work. My favorite things about the book are the way he gives insight into the mind of a success.  No room for failure, only plans to succeed.  I enjoyed reading about how he approached relationships (if you’d like a peek into the mind of how men look at romance…) and I loved how respectfully he treated his daughter’s mother. 

 

I would liked to have read more about the lean years between Medazzaland and Astronaut.  I’d like to have read about his foray into film and television.  I’d like to have read more about his time as a solo artist, the process that went into writing his solo albums and how that changed him as a group-based artist. 

 

As a memoir for Duran Duran fans, it is a great, nostalgic read.  I couldn’t help thinking, “Oh, that was the year Jamie and I were junior counselors.”  “Hey, Karen bought me that for Christmas one year!”  “I still remember the first time I heard that on the radio.” 

 

As a memoir for John Taylor fans, I feel like it could have been twice as long.  I’d like to have read more about the sober artist, feeling his way around himself and the world, finding ways to create and contribute, and be relevant as an adult, than the Tiger Beat, Brummie born boy with burgundy bangs.  I am especially interested in that now, having read how sweetly he wrote this book. 

 

If Andy’s book was a Screamo song, shouted at the Duranies, John’s is a lullabye sung to us. 

 

4 out of 5 stars if you’re a Duranie

 

3 out of 5 if you’re not

Chef Lane, Food, Uncategorized

Chef Lane: Sunday Morning Floor Picnic Sandwich


I loaded these pictures from my phone, so this will be a Backwards Recipe Post

This is a real winner because Thor asked for two of these breakfast sandwiches, and it took under 15 minutes to make.  Pre-heating your oven to cook the biscuits is what takes the longest.  It is also a winner because you can pre-make the egg patties and refrigerate or freeze them, then warm them up when you’re ready to eat.

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Thor, enjoying his Sunday Morning Picnic breakfast sandwich. The second one.
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The finished breakfast sandwich. This one has just a tiny amount of bacon on it because I miscalculated how much of the bacon I could eat before making the sandwiches. Oops! Mmm, bacon.
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This is what your little egg patties will look like when they come out of the microwave.
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Fill your microwavable egg poaching dish about 1/4 way full with your Egg Beaters, or whatever liquid egg you prefer. Top with a pinch of the cheese of your choice. We like sharp cheddar.  You could crumble your COOKED bacon (sausage/tofurkey/whatever) into this mix and have your meat cooked into your egg patty for convenience.  Thor doesn’t like his food mixed, so I didn’t do that here.
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Want an easy breakfast sandwich? Here’s one! You will need liquid eggs, cheese, bacon (or sausage, or tofurkey, or whatever), canned biscuits, and a microwavable egg poaching dish, or some small, circle shaped thing you can throw in the microwave.  Get your bacon and biscuits cooking, then–er, scroll back up to see what to do?
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Motivating the Mules


In which I expose just exactly how jaded I am.

Politics is like this:  Money backs 20-or-so guys who are all very similar, with ideas that will represent what is best for Money, allowing a handful of those guys to represent the interests of No-Money for face value.  Then, as the 20 guys are narrowed down to a couple on each side, Big Money starts backing the ones who best represent Big Money.  When the final 2 are in, Big Big Money throws in, and buys their guy’s way to the finish line.  At that point, it’s just like an office football pool.

Money, Big Money, and especially Big Big Money don’t get involved in ventures where they stand to lose.  That’s bad business.  Good business is investing in a sure thing, or investing in something that, while not a sure thing, is sure to pay off a return.  Money doesn’t become monied by throwing dollars away on wishes.  So, if you are Money, Big Money, and Big Big Money, the ideal thing is to have 2 guys who have different ideas (because you have to keep up the Two Party charade) that lead to the same conclusion. 

You can leave North Carolina and get to Kansas by traveling West, same as you can leave California and get to Kansas by traveling East.  It’s not where you start, or which direction you head in, but where you end up that matters.

Politics and government are not about taking care of the interests of the people of a nation any more than employers or businesses are about taking care of the interests of the people who work for them.  Politics and government, and employers and business are about taking care of the bottom line, about revenue, capital returns, and growth, and the people who live in the nation, and the people who work for the companies are only as important individually as they serve the bottom line.

It is important to vote because the vote tells Money which issues will motivate the mules, and the mules get a few more carrots that will keep them marching forward.

You can’t trust the government to take care of you.  You can’t buy into the lie that the government has any care for you.  The government exists to keep the nation profitable, so that it is defensable.

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Pointed Ads


I was walking out of CVS the other day, and noticed that they are advertising that they give their flu shots with 90% thinner needles.  I mentioned that to the nurse giving me my steroid shot on Saturday (thank you, Nurse!), and she laughed.  She wanted to know what they were 90% thinner than.  I offered Slurpee Straws and she said that was probably it.

Advertising is funny.

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Drugs, TV, and Mental Push-ups


I learned two things last night:  One, wear your glasses when you are administering a prescription because a teaspoon of hydrocodone cough syrup, and a tablespoon full of hydrocodone cough syrup are very, very different things.  Two, if you have taken a tablespoon rather than a teaspoon, don’t try to stand in the doorway and  talk to your husband, because you might fall asleep there.

After a steroid shot, the beginnings of a Zpack, and an overdose of hydrocodone, I am feeling more human than I have in two weeks.  Yes, I still have a gross cough, but my throat doesn’t feel like I’ve gargled crushed glass any longer, and my chest doesn’t hurt anymore.  Score!

I was flipping through commentary regarding a story about reality TV, and I came across on that asked why shows like Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo do so well, but shows like Arrested Development get canned?  Last night, my Father-in-Law was asking why the NFL referees were getting so much press, but not the fact that there is a war on?  My answer to both questions is the same:  We are a tired nation.

We are a nation full of exhausted people, who generally work (I’m including commuting) between 9 and 11 hour days, who come home and take care of families, houses, or go to second jobs, and who, in what little free time we have, do not want to think about things that would require us to expend more energy.  We especially do not want to expend more energy when we feel like the output would be futile.  Why spend the emotion and upset on Iraq, the ROI of which will be zilch, when we can make an outcry that will have an outcome due to sponsorship and advertising dollars dictating a need for change?  Why indeed.  Aren’t we fed the Serenity Prayer from birth these days?

If we demanded more media information about the wars going on, the media would feel the pressure to show it–advertising and sponsorship dollars–and we could begin to affect a change by becoming informed.  That would mean watching the news, though, and for the past twenty years we’ve become accustomed to Entertainment News.  It is much nicer to sit and look at pretty people, than to see the detritus of small children who have been murdered in drone attacks.  It is more fun to take bets on how many hours a Lohan might spend in jail, than it is to think about what it means that our President has won the right to indefinitely detain American citizens who are merely under suspicion of acts, not yet tried or found guilty.  Just as it is a lot less taxing to watch Jessica Simpson try to lose weight than it is for us to do a push-up, it is a lot easier to to name Kardashians than the leaders in the Middle East.

We have to find the time, though.  We are turning lazy and gluttonous.  Our minds are melting.  As much as I love lip gloss, I understand what it takes to get it to me.  It doesn’t just grow on magic racks at the Ulta store.  I understand trade and commerce, and I understand supply and demand, and I think about these things.  And I think about the war.  And I write my silly little blog articles, and I hope they light a spark in someone stronger and smarter than I, who can light a spark in someone stronger and smarter, who will light a flame, who will start a fire, who will be able to make real headway in helping us to become a thinking nation again.

Maybe it’s still the hydrocodone talking.  Maybe not.  But I am sad that there are teenagers out there being shot up and blown up and the general public still doesn’t have a straight answer as to why.  Instead, we get spoonfed soundbites from a six-year-old hillbilly that are supposed to pass for entertainment.

She is awfully cute, though.