I was walking out of CVS the other day, and noticed that they are advertising that they give their flu shots with 90% thinner needles.  I mentioned that to the nurse giving me my steroid shot on Saturday (thank you, Nurse!), and she laughed.  She wanted to know what they were 90% thinner than.  I offered Slurpee Straws and she said that was probably it.

Advertising is funny.