Days of Wine and Roses

Things I did today:

1. Planned meals for the week
2. Went to the grocery store and bought a rose bush to plant in a hole dog had dug (While B cleaned the house!)
3. Took off half a toenail with grocery cart wheel
4. Brought home the groceries*
5. Put away the groceries
6. Cooked or prepped to cook meals for the week
7. Dishes (B had already done one load)
8. Cleaned up all the dog poop in the yard and pulled weeds
9. Planted rose bush in a hole dog had dug
10. Discovered that dog had dug a hole and exposed some cable that shouldn’t have been visible
11. Worried that dog might think the cable looked good for eating
12. Went to WalMart for dirt to fill the hole, and bought a tree to put in the hole*
13. Planted the tree and filled the hole–in the dark, by the light of a flashlight
14. Sprayed tree and area all around tree with No-Chew spray
15. Put all the pre-made meals in containers and popped into fridge and freezer
16. Final load of dishes
17. Cut finger on broken glass
18. Repaired finger
19. Started to sit down and rest, but noticed something strange on the porch
20. Chased dog around yard with tree roots and palm fronds, growling expletives
21. Picked up pieces of murdered palm tree and discarded
22. Poured a large glass of wine
23. Purchased LivingSocial deal for in-home dog training

I’m ready for Monday.

*With help from the boys