“You’re not going to be happy unless you’re going Mach-2 with your hair on fire and you know it.”

Well who is?!

I always preferred Val Kilmer, but I can remember when Tom Cruise was attractive. Now he’s just so Tom Cruise. Val Kilmer is still preferable.

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Nicole and I dusted off a nugget from 1999 to look at. You know what is hilarious? How completely and how absolutely an answering machine dates a text. Not just an answering machine, but characters with landline phones, who miss calls because they didn’t pick up the landline in time. No texts. No IMs. And only two cell phones out of six main characters. And they were probably carrying bricks, too.

Also, the fashion. I almost doubled over laughing.

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It is probably wrong that I am hoping it will pour down rain and cancel Thor’s baseball practice today, but since I am nursing my annual Spring sinus infection (or at least it feels like that’s where it is headed), I’d rather just wad myself up under the blankets when I get home. I did drag my carcass to work, though. I’m a trooper. Bah. (Actually, I like my coworkers and don’t want to leave them in the lurch.)

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