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Book Review: Reading John and Feeling Groovy


Groovy and quite pleasurable.

I really didn’t expect much from John Taylor’s memoir.  Maybe it was because Andy Taylor had already dished all the dirt in his tell-all, a couple of years ago.  Maybe it was because having been a long time, fairly well plugged-in stan, I didn’t think there was much John could tell me that I hadn’t already heard.  Maybe it was because I’m still mad at him for not coming to sign me out of 9th grade Algebra, saving me from the fate of Mrs. Potts and all that x+y=wtf tosh she was trying to stuff into my head. 

 

I can tell you exactly what I expected from In The Pleasure Groove: Love, Death & Duran Duran.  I expected to read about John’s childhood, with some minor foreshadowing of what would turn him to drug use, then abuse.  I expected him to talk about the fun of the band (Duran Duran, in case you were born post-1990), the excesses of the band, and how much for granted he took their success.  I expected him to talk about hitting rock bottom, finding The Process, trusting it, and then getting a second chance at the brass ring.  I expected him to talk about deferred gratitude and his current, happy life.  

 

I was exactly right.  He covered all that, and no more.  But, I had expected it to be only moderately readable, full of navel gazing and platitudes. I was exactly wrong there.  It was an easy, enjoyable read and turned out to be introspective, and interesting. I did not expect the book to be so thoughtful, sweet, and kind. 

 

Where Andy’s book was lighting people on fire and daring them to stop, drop, and roll, John’s book was gentle with the lives that touched his.  Where Andy’s book was about how awesome he was, John’s book was about how hard he worked, and how fortunate he was to connect with wonderful, like-minded workers.  Where Andy’s book blamed the world, John’s book accepted responsibility for his own behavior. 

 

I told a friend, after reading the first few chapters, that it was “a lovely book.”  It really is.  It is a book that his daughter should be proud to read, that his various exes can read without worry, that his current wife can read with delight, that his coworkers and friends can read and smile, and that a longtime fan can read and enjoy as though they were finally getting that sit-down with the Bass God that they’d always wanted. 

 

What it lacks in detail, it makes up for in lyrical quality.  It isn’t about facts and figures, so much as it is about overall impressions.  John gives you a feeling for the times, writes you into the atmosphere of the clubs, the craziness, and the driving work.  When he has to talk about people, he finds their best. 

 

Like I said, it is a kind work. My favorite things about the book are the way he gives insight into the mind of a success.  No room for failure, only plans to succeed.  I enjoyed reading about how he approached relationships (if you’d like a peek into the mind of how men look at romance…) and I loved how respectfully he treated his daughter’s mother. 

 

I would liked to have read more about the lean years between Medazzaland and Astronaut.  I’d like to have read about his foray into film and television.  I’d like to have read more about his time as a solo artist, the process that went into writing his solo albums and how that changed him as a group-based artist. 

 

As a memoir for Duran Duran fans, it is a great, nostalgic read.  I couldn’t help thinking, “Oh, that was the year Jamie and I were junior counselors.”  “Hey, Karen bought me that for Christmas one year!”  “I still remember the first time I heard that on the radio.” 

 

As a memoir for John Taylor fans, I feel like it could have been twice as long.  I’d like to have read more about the sober artist, feeling his way around himself and the world, finding ways to create and contribute, and be relevant as an adult, than the Tiger Beat, Brummie born boy with burgundy bangs.  I am especially interested in that now, having read how sweetly he wrote this book. 

 

If Andy’s book was a Screamo song, shouted at the Duranies, John’s is a lullabye sung to us. 

 

4 out of 5 stars if you’re a Duranie

 

3 out of 5 if you’re not

A Day in the Life, Friends of Mine, GNO

Mother, Monet I?


I kept seeing photos of friends at corporate team-building painting parties, and I was so jealous!  So, I decided to find one of these painting party places and organize an adventure.  For my October GNO, I invited about a thousand people to come along to Painting With a Twist in Dallas to paint a scene from Monet’s Venice.  We would be doing an impression of the great Impressionist himself.  Fun!

Painting with a Twist is BYOB, so I bought a massive bottle of Lambrusco and a couple of bags of Ghirardelli chocolates to share, and picked up a Cosmopolitan magazine because the cover looked like hilarious amounts of fun, and off I went.

 

 

Me, all smocked up, showing off the femur-length bottle of wine I brought. It’s fancy. You can find the Reunite Lambrusco served in fine establishments, such as the Olive Garden.

At Painting With a Twist, you walk in to find your place set up with your canvas on an easel, your paint and paintbrushes waiting for you, and a super friendly, super helpful, super supportive staff there to walk you along from blank canvas and your terrified googly eyes, to a masterpiece and face shining with pride (or too much wine.)  Our team was Victoria, who guided us through the painting process, and Amber, who walked among us offering encouragement, tips, and clean-up supplies for those of us who needed them.  (I only dropped one paintbrush full of paint on the floor, narrowly missing Karen’s purse.)

You come to paint, and the shop prepares. That’s my sweet friend Amy peeking out from between blank canvasses there.

 

If you are intimidated by the blank page, I think this is a great way to overcome the fear of the empty and start making art.  You’re surrounded by friends (or just friendly people, as the come-alone-guy who sat to my left discovered–he drank a LOT of my wine) and support, and fun outweighs the fear of failure.

What’s more fun than getting a little dirty with your favorite friends? Especially when you don’t have to think about the clean-up!

 

We all ended up having a terrific time, and produced varying likenesses of Monet’s work.  But I must emphasize that it was the fun that made this $45 of worthwhile.  I will definitely be going again.

Karen, Leslieann, Amy and I all had a great time. I love how different our paintings are, when we were all following the exact same instructions.

 

Our instructor had a lot of suggestions for what to do with our finished work:  In-Law Christmas present, White Elephant Exchange, Bathroom Art.  Thor claimed mine, but said he’d like to put it in his closet.  Ha!

My masterpiece resides in Thor’s closet. Facing the wall. I think he was taking one for the team by claiming it, and he knew exactly where to put it.

 

 

Chef Lane, Food, Uncategorized

Chef Lane: Sunday Morning Floor Picnic Sandwich


I loaded these pictures from my phone, so this will be a Backwards Recipe Post

This is a real winner because Thor asked for two of these breakfast sandwiches, and it took under 15 minutes to make.  Pre-heating your oven to cook the biscuits is what takes the longest.  It is also a winner because you can pre-make the egg patties and refrigerate or freeze them, then warm them up when you’re ready to eat.

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Thor, enjoying his Sunday Morning Picnic breakfast sandwich. The second one.
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The finished breakfast sandwich. This one has just a tiny amount of bacon on it because I miscalculated how much of the bacon I could eat before making the sandwiches. Oops! Mmm, bacon.
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This is what your little egg patties will look like when they come out of the microwave.
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Fill your microwavable egg poaching dish about 1/4 way full with your Egg Beaters, or whatever liquid egg you prefer. Top with a pinch of the cheese of your choice. We like sharp cheddar.  You could crumble your COOKED bacon (sausage/tofurkey/whatever) into this mix and have your meat cooked into your egg patty for convenience.  Thor doesn’t like his food mixed, so I didn’t do that here.
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Want an easy breakfast sandwich? Here’s one! You will need liquid eggs, cheese, bacon (or sausage, or tofurkey, or whatever), canned biscuits, and a microwavable egg poaching dish, or some small, circle shaped thing you can throw in the microwave.  Get your bacon and biscuits cooking, then–er, scroll back up to see what to do?
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Motivating the Mules


In which I expose just exactly how jaded I am.

Politics is like this:  Money backs 20-or-so guys who are all very similar, with ideas that will represent what is best for Money, allowing a handful of those guys to represent the interests of No-Money for face value.  Then, as the 20 guys are narrowed down to a couple on each side, Big Money starts backing the ones who best represent Big Money.  When the final 2 are in, Big Big Money throws in, and buys their guy’s way to the finish line.  At that point, it’s just like an office football pool.

Money, Big Money, and especially Big Big Money don’t get involved in ventures where they stand to lose.  That’s bad business.  Good business is investing in a sure thing, or investing in something that, while not a sure thing, is sure to pay off a return.  Money doesn’t become monied by throwing dollars away on wishes.  So, if you are Money, Big Money, and Big Big Money, the ideal thing is to have 2 guys who have different ideas (because you have to keep up the Two Party charade) that lead to the same conclusion. 

You can leave North Carolina and get to Kansas by traveling West, same as you can leave California and get to Kansas by traveling East.  It’s not where you start, or which direction you head in, but where you end up that matters.

Politics and government are not about taking care of the interests of the people of a nation any more than employers or businesses are about taking care of the interests of the people who work for them.  Politics and government, and employers and business are about taking care of the bottom line, about revenue, capital returns, and growth, and the people who live in the nation, and the people who work for the companies are only as important individually as they serve the bottom line.

It is important to vote because the vote tells Money which issues will motivate the mules, and the mules get a few more carrots that will keep them marching forward.

You can’t trust the government to take care of you.  You can’t buy into the lie that the government has any care for you.  The government exists to keep the nation profitable, so that it is defensable.

Style

The Air You Wear


Coco Chanel said, “A women who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.”  I don’t agree with that, especially not in this age of environmental allergies, but I do love a good scent.  I don’t have a signature fragrance.  I wish I did, sometimes.  A signature fragrance, like a strand of good pearls, a camel colored, cashmere twin set paired with a tweed skirt and kick pleats, and Cole Haan loafers equals class to me.  Alas, I rarely wear my pearls, cashmere makes me itch, Ross doesn’t sell Cole Haan, and my taste in perfume changes with my mood and the weather.

Maybe since I started wearing all my favorites back in the 80s and 90s, they count as signatures?

Today I am wearing Tresor by Lancome, which I love because it is feminine without being powdery, and has some weight to it–it’s not too girly to be professional.  It is a good office perfume.  It pairs equally as well with a flirty dress, a suit, or cigarette pants and kitten heels.  For me, it’s the Audrey Hepburn of perfumes.  Thor likes this one best, too.

For a date perfume, or a womanly-wife perfume (hubba-hubba) I prefer Amarige by Givenchy.  It is spicier and richer, but has class and grace, and dresses up a LBD like nothing else.  Given how much Audrey H loved Givenchy, this should remind me of her, but it doesn’t.  Amarige reminds me of New York’s winter elite-nightlife.  Nothing girly about it.  I was wearing this on my first date with B.

In the summer, I have come to love Harajuku Lovers G by Gwen Stefani.  Yes, I originally bought it because I thought the bottle was adorable, but I really love the scent.  It is a light, coconutty fragrance that smells like Exotic Beach to me.  Again, not girly, not powdery, and not at all what you would think might come out of that bottle.  An adult woman can wear it without feeling like she needs knee socks and pigtails.

Hypnose, by Lancome, is another fragrance I’ve grown to enjoy wearing.  At first, this smelled like old lady to me.  It is a heavy, sticky scent, and originally I associated it with decaying country club doyenne, but I couldn’t stop myself putting it on.  I kind of love to hate it.  I can’t say I love the scent.  I can’t say I think it smells really good on me.  But, I can’t stay away from it.  I’ve decided to wear it on days when I need to feel powerful, when I need to take control, and when I want other people to be a little unsettled around me.

I have been wearing Tatiana, by Diane Von Furstenberg, longest of all.  This is absolutely my go-to fragrance.  When in doubt, I spritz myself with this one.  I love, love, love how light and sweet it is, and also love that it has some heavy undertones.  That makes it wear easily, and allows it to go summer to winter without a blink.