Jackson, in the Oval Office, with a Hickory Stick

This is one of the best things I have seen in FOREVER!

Earlier today someone asked the question, In a mass knife fight to the death between every American President, who would win and why? Someone beat me to the obvious answer that a final showdown would see Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt doing a dagger-wielding version of a Mexican standoff, so I took it too far and walked through how I thought every president would turn out.

If you have any interest in US Presidents, you need to go read this.  In my own estimation, the final showdown would be Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, and George Washington, with Jackson taking all and wearing Roosevelt’s moustache for a hat.  Why?  Because Jackson was a sociopathic mutha, mean as a snake, and also a soulless ginger.  In any fight, bet on the redhead.


3 thoughts on “Jackson, in the Oval Office, with a Hickory Stick”

  1. You forgot to mention perpetrating genocide and attempting to wreck the economy by trying to make finance impossible because he didn’t understand how capital investment works.

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