I read the phrase, “sometimes a fart brings a friend,” the other day, and haven’t been able to get it out of my 12-year-old brain. So I wrote it a song.
Sometimes a fart brings a friend
A little extra something coming out your back end
So beware when you toot
That solids don’t follow suit
and you’ll always have airtime to spend
Just keep in mind, with your behind
That sometimes a fart brings a friiiieeeeend!