Poo Ditty

I read the phrase, “sometimes a fart brings a friend,” the other day, and haven’t been able to get it out of my 12-year-old brain.  So I wrote it a song.

Sometimes a fart brings a friend

A little extra something coming out your back end

So beware when you toot

That solids don’t follow suit

and you’ll always have airtime to spend

Just keep in mind, with your behind

That sometimes a fart brings a friiiieeeeend!

2 thoughts on “Poo Ditty”

  1. too funny! With our boys…we would smell something and ask….”hey..did someone send an emai?’ and one of them would chirp “It was me!”

    “Well…just don’t send an attachment!”

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