Fleetingly considered breaking my rule about taking pictures of strangers just to show you what you should not wear if you wish to be taken seriously as a professional.

Ladies.  Hemlines.  Please.  For the love of Judge Judy, if you want me to believe you are a legitimate professional, wear a skirt that covers your thighs.  Otherwise, I am likely to believe you are a member of a profession that will get me arrested for writing you a check.  Ally McBeal was a lie.